Saturday, February 21, 2009
Monday, February 16, 2009
Assorted Superhero Team Against the Anti-environmental Van-man!
(Description of Characters From top to bottom)
Van-man: an evil superscientist bent on world destruction and even his own not by gas pollution but smoking cigars all the time. He became part van during a freak accident when he was a young scientist bent on saving the world energy. Shortly after the accident, he was dumped, fired, and abandoned. So he became evil.
Peachko: what happens when a Geko gets in the middle of a food fight? PEACHKO! During a normal afternoon at the cafeteria of a building famouse for hosting many scientific experiments, a geko snuck in for a lunch while a group of scientists were experimenting giving inanimate objects the ability to speak. But the scientists disagreed and started a food fight and the experiment went awry, hence Peachko! He has the ability to speak and roll around at the speed of a rolling peach.
Agents Bird and I: Agents Bird and I are former CIA agents who were fired after they were set up by Van-man in an attempt to test his experiment to return to his original body but instead turned their heads into a giant eye and a birds body. Now, they seek revenge but are not strong enough to take on the scientist by themselves. They are both women. They call them selves Team Bird's Eye.
Lady Cassette: a normal girl from the future loved cassettes so much she transfered her head and brain into an acctual giant cassette. She has the ability to record people's conversations but is depressed because CD's exist. She tried to commit suicide but later found a calling by helping Team Bird's Eye.
And finally,
John Stalter: a retired world war "?" sargeant who suffers from shell shock and now believes he is a woman, or at least likes to dress one. He is very well combat trained and was sort of an Army experiment which consisted on creating a superhuman man, Man.
He believes his purpose is to meet a rich guy and marry but later joins Team Bird's Eye because he found out that Dr. Van-man used him as a guinea pig in many of his experiments.
Brave Orange Ruler
Alternate Costumes
Alternate Costumes
Detective Oscar Reed
Henriette Orchard (aka. "Henny")
Molly James (aka. "Wildcat")
Jordan Watts (aka. "MacDaddy")
Fausto Naranja
Rico NaranjaThe drama begins with the arrival of Rico Naranja, a foreigner looking to make a fresh start at North City. He meets up with his cousin Fausto who lets him stay at his place while he finds a job and gets on his feet. A few months later Rico learns that Fausto coaches a local recreational basketball team and decides to join. It is here that he meets star player and local pimp Jordan Watts, otherwise known as MacDaddy when pimping. Rico befriends Jordan who gives him odd jobs for quick cash. Some of these jobs involve run-ins with the law; Rico develops a close acquaintance with detective Oscar Reed who brings him in on more than one occasion. One of these jobs requires that Rico visit a strip club to drop off a package and it is there that he meets Molly James, a stripper that goes by Wildcat when on the job. Rico instantly falls for Molly and the two hit it off and decide to live together, Rico moves out of his cousin’s house and into Molly’s apartment.
One year later we find Rico and Fausto walking home drunk from the bar, Rico carries his half-conscious cousin to his home and leaves him on the front porch. While walking home Rico meets a very seductive French prostitute, who is also very drunk, named Henriette Orchard, or Henny as she calls herself. Unbeknownst to Rico, Henny is one of Jordan’s prostitutes and is in fact his personal lover. Rico, under the influence, has sex with Henny and gets her pregnant. However, when Henny finds out she is pregnant she believes it was Jordan who knocked her up. Jordan, on learning that he might become a father, decides to quit the pimping business and give his girls, excluding Henny, to another local pimp, something he was considering anyway.
Months pass and by this time Rico has found success in crime along with his cousin. They traffic drugs across the city, which brings even more encounters with the law and Detective Reed, and still perform odd jobs for gangs. After being pregnant for some time Henny gives birth to Oliver Watts. However, Oliver is not the same ethnicity as Jordan, in fact he bears a resemblance to Rico. Upon seeing this Jordan goes into a fit of rage and pins Rico to the wall demanding to know the truth. Rico admits that they did have sex but that it was before he knew that she and Jordan were together and that he was drunk at the time. After hearing this Jordan is still furious and vows to kill Rico for betraying him. When Molly finds out that Rico had cheated she leaves him, partly for this reason and that fact that she did not agree with Rico’s buissness in crime. Although he is heartbroken Rico still traffics drugs across the city to make money and keeps himself deep in crime. One night while Rico and Fausto are walking home from a very profitable job they are jumped by a man wearing a mask and holding a gun. The three fight and in the fray the masked man manages to shoot Fausto dead. Rico disarms the man, pins him down, and pulls off his mask to discover that it’s Jordan. The police arrive on the scene and arrest Jordan; he is placed on death row. Stricken with grief Henny kills herself in her apartment leaving Oliver crying in his crib. Rico, torn by the loss of his brother, girlfriend, and former friend leaves the crime business and adopts Oliver. He leaves North City to find a new world to raise his ill-born son.
End
One year later we find Rico and Fausto walking home drunk from the bar, Rico carries his half-conscious cousin to his home and leaves him on the front porch. While walking home Rico meets a very seductive French prostitute, who is also very drunk, named Henriette Orchard, or Henny as she calls herself. Unbeknownst to Rico, Henny is one of Jordan’s prostitutes and is in fact his personal lover. Rico, under the influence, has sex with Henny and gets her pregnant. However, when Henny finds out she is pregnant she believes it was Jordan who knocked her up. Jordan, on learning that he might become a father, decides to quit the pimping business and give his girls, excluding Henny, to another local pimp, something he was considering anyway.
Months pass and by this time Rico has found success in crime along with his cousin. They traffic drugs across the city, which brings even more encounters with the law and Detective Reed, and still perform odd jobs for gangs. After being pregnant for some time Henny gives birth to Oliver Watts. However, Oliver is not the same ethnicity as Jordan, in fact he bears a resemblance to Rico. Upon seeing this Jordan goes into a fit of rage and pins Rico to the wall demanding to know the truth. Rico admits that they did have sex but that it was before he knew that she and Jordan were together and that he was drunk at the time. After hearing this Jordan is still furious and vows to kill Rico for betraying him. When Molly finds out that Rico had cheated she leaves him, partly for this reason and that fact that she did not agree with Rico’s buissness in crime. Although he is heartbroken Rico still traffics drugs across the city to make money and keeps himself deep in crime. One night while Rico and Fausto are walking home from a very profitable job they are jumped by a man wearing a mask and holding a gun. The three fight and in the fray the masked man manages to shoot Fausto dead. Rico disarms the man, pins him down, and pulls off his mask to discover that it’s Jordan. The police arrive on the scene and arrest Jordan; he is placed on death row. Stricken with grief Henny kills herself in her apartment leaving Oliver crying in his crib. Rico, torn by the loss of his brother, girlfriend, and former friend leaves the crime business and adopts Oliver. He leaves North City to find a new world to raise his ill-born son.
End
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Aaaahh real monsters
This is the story of five best friend street kids saving the world one psychopath at a time.
This is g00b3r. He is a little strung out.
This is Snarf. He yodels up ink.
Mythic Munch is mute.
Slurpie is the trusty side kick and driver.
Fearless Z3rk leads the pack.
Different costumes for different disguises.
From aquatic adventures to snowy slopes, these best friends are ready for anything.
g00b3r blends in well with the rave scene. Actually, they all like to go to raves quite often. Fearless Z3rk is more traditional. He prefers to blend in with nature.
Slurpie covers all the suspicious sports games...while Z3rk walks the board walk in Miami. Snarf is a cameleon.
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Dementors and villians don't stand a chance, these freaks of nature don't play around.
This is g00b3r. He is a little strung out.
This is Snarf. He yodels up ink.
Mythic Munch is mute.
Slurpie is the trusty side kick and driver.
Fearless Z3rk leads the pack.
Different costumes for different disguises.
From aquatic adventures to snowy slopes, these best friends are ready for anything.
g00b3r blends in well with the rave scene. Actually, they all like to go to raves quite often. Fearless Z3rk is more traditional. He prefers to blend in with nature.
Slurpie covers all the suspicious sports games...while Z3rk walks the board walk in Miami. Snarf is a cameleon.
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Dementors and villians don't stand a chance, these freaks of nature don't play around.
It Was A Monster Rash!
This is the Narrator:
Introducing Eye-Four
Secondly, This is Or-A-Gai-Me
Next up at bat is number 69, Hopper Hoe (fo sho)
What a Slut!
Fourthly is Peggy Suewhoshoekrewboo.
Here's everybody's favorite inapropriate uncle, Uncle HUH?!
He did what?!
Lastly, this one is a little clostrophobic. Shell Shock McSprok is here to the rescue...maybe.
Imagine what would happen if they were in a haunted hut together...
Introducing Eye-Four
Secondly, This is Or-A-Gai-Me
Next up at bat is number 69, Hopper Hoe (fo sho)
What a Slut!
Fourthly is Peggy Suewhoshoekrewboo.
Here's everybody's favorite inapropriate uncle, Uncle HUH?!
He did what?!
Lastly, this one is a little clostrophobic. Shell Shock McSprok is here to the rescue...maybe.
Imagine what would happen if they were in a haunted hut together...
Jimmy's Magical Brower Theatrical
MosesMoose
The Bearded Bikini
One-Eyed Princess Brower
Chronisaur
Big Fat Cadicat Brower
Creepy Brower LadyScene 1: Enter Brower Commons)
Chronisaur: Hey man.....where's all the good stuff?
Creepy Brower Lady: Whaddya mean good stuff? Whaddya think this is??? Hog heaven?
Chron: I mean all my favorites like human heads, vegan nuggets and pig's feet popsicles. jezz-la-weez, I pay like a quadrillion dollars to eat here.
Lady: That sucks balls (thinks to herself what she would buy with a quadrillion dollars: bling bling, a yellow canary, and authentic golden dabloons.)
(End Scene)
Scene Two: (Enter Castle Brower)
The Bearded Bikini: .....So I feel like I should either wear the california surfer bikini, the biker bikini or the fancy pants bikini...
One-Eyed Princess Brower: Seriously mon!?! Come on mon! What are you talking about mon?!? It's fucking Brower mon!
Bikini: By golly okay! I'll just wear what i have on...
Big Fat Cadicat Brower: Oh my little Brower Baby! Come give papa a kiss before i go steal innocent student's money.
Princess: Okay Daddy!
(Cadicat and Princess exit scene)
Bikini: Man what i would do to be able to afford golden dubbs, fly ass pink suits with matching accessories like Big Fat Cadicat Brower!
(End Scene)
Scene Three: (enter MosesMoose on Mt. Sinai)
Moses: And God Grant me Fifte(abruptly drops one of the three stone tablets)...TEN commandments!
Moose: ( with Eddie Murpy's voice) Man! Ain't that some shit! Hey yo Moses, you just dropped that shit on my fresh kicks. Now you owe me a pair!
Moses: (Now with crossbow in hand) DON'T LIE TO ME...BECAUSE I WILL KNOW IF YOU ARE LIEING!!!
(End Play)
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