Jimmy's Magical Brower Theatrical

MosesMoose
The Bearded Bikini
One-Eyed Princess Brower
Chronisaur
Big Fat Cadicat Brower
Creepy Brower Lady

Scene 1: Enter Brower Commons)

Chronisaur: Hey man.....where's all the good stuff?

Creepy Brower Lady:  Whaddya mean good stuff?  Whaddya think this is??? Hog heaven?

Chron:  I mean all my favorites like human heads, vegan nuggets and pig's feet popsicles.  jezz-la-weez, I pay like a quadrillion dollars to eat here.

Lady:  That sucks balls (thinks to herself what she would buy with a quadrillion dollars: bling bling, a yellow canary, and authentic golden dabloons.)

(End Scene)

Scene Two: (Enter Castle Brower)

The Bearded Bikini:  .....So I feel like I should either wear the california surfer bikini, the biker bikini or the fancy pants bikini...

One-Eyed Princess Brower:  Seriously mon!?!  Come on mon! What are you talking about mon?!? It's fucking  Brower mon!

Bikini: By golly okay!  I'll just wear what i have on...

Big Fat Cadicat Brower:  Oh my little Brower Baby! Come give papa a kiss before i go steal innocent student's money.

Princess:  Okay Daddy!

(Cadicat and Princess exit scene)

Bikini:  Man what i would do to be able to afford golden dubbs, fly ass pink suits with matching accessories like Big Fat Cadicat Brower!

(End Scene)

Scene Three: (enter MosesMoose on Mt. Sinai)

Moses:  And God Grant me Fifte(abruptly drops one of the three stone tablets)...TEN commandments!

Moose: ( with Eddie Murpy's voice) Man! Ain't that some shit!  Hey yo Moses, you just dropped that shit on my fresh kicks.  Now you owe me a pair!

Moses: (Now with crossbow in hand) DON'T LIE TO ME...BECAUSE I WILL KNOW IF YOU ARE LIEING!!! 

(End Play)